A GOOD GAY POEM
My father asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Get out of my house. I guess it mattered. My friend asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Don’t call me your friend. I guess it mattered. My boss asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said,...
ex boyfriend: “I’m getting married next month,and I want you to come” you: “ah ..(in your mind):so someone got lost”
listening all your boyfriend’s alibis,you’re like: and when you just can’t take the lie,you’re like: you broke up but when you see your ex bestfriend and your ex boyfriend together,you’re like: but they look so ugly together so you’re like.. and then they Frech kissed in front of your face so you’re like:
This song makes me fuck everyone.. →
now I’m having fun with all these porn posts..gay porn posts..more please!
neutresex: bodyfluid: splatterdick: prettyjane: When your girlfriend’s dad will ask you:”have you been having sex with my daughter?” you’re like;”no.” and he’s like:”Liar!”
katywilde: say cheese!
sussurrosegrito “so this is his secret….mmmm”
my aunt said ‘gays SHOULD NEVER wear something that cause people to think they’re crazy(cross-dressers)’..and she said ‘bisexuals are a bunch of sex maniacs’ for hitting on both sexes..well I can’t blame her for that, she’s still living in the 1960’s:)
calling all bisexuals,queers and dykes!
me: what the hell happened to the birds in Arkansas?
I saw him on blue jumpsuits. He was smiling and I fell in love. I wish I knew his name or where to find him.. lusting:)
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lgbtlaughs: aggressivenutmeg: I definitely don’t mind at all.
bbones: XAVEDISX: my room smelled like puke beer and sex smells like success. did you just had sex with beer??
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