January 2011
42 posts
A GOOD GAY POEM
My father asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Get out of my house. I guess it mattered. My friend asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said, Don’t call me your friend. I guess it mattered. My boss asked if I am gay. I said, Does it matter? He said, No not really. I said, Yes. He said,...
ex boyfriend: “I’m getting married next month,and I want you to come”
you: “ah ..(in your mind):so someone got lost”
listening all your boyfriend’s alibis,you’re like:
and when you just can’t take the lie,you’re like:
you broke up but when you see your ex bestfriend and your ex boyfriend together,you’re like:
but they look so ugly together so you’re like..
and then they Frech kissed in front of your face so you’re like:
This song makes me fuck everyone.. →
whoah TUMBLR
now I’m having fun with all these porn posts..gay porn posts..more please!
be honest
neutresex:
bodyfluid:
splatterdick:
prettyjane:
When your girlfriend’s dad will ask you:”have you been having sex with my daughter?”
you’re like;”no.”
and he’s like:”Liar!”
...
katywilde:
say cheese!
secret
sussurrosegrito
“so this is his secret….mmmm”
judging bisexuals..
my aunt said ‘gays SHOULD NEVER wear something that cause people to think they’re crazy(cross-dressers)’..and she said ‘bisexuals are a bunch of sex maniacs’ for hitting on both sexes..well I can’t blame her for that, she’s still living in the 1960’s:)
calling all bisexuals,queers and dykes!
me: what the hell happened to the birds in Arkansas?
dreaming..
I saw him on blue jumpsuits. He was smiling and I fell in love.
I wish I knew his name or where to find him..
lusting:)
Reblog if you're gay and don't mind if someone's...
lgbtlaughs:
aggressivenutmeg:
I definitely don’t mind at all.
bbones:
XAVEDISX: my room smelled like puke beer and sex
smells like success.
did you just had sex with beer??
Psst..
comicallyvintage:
Would you recommend us for the Humor Directory?
Are we deserving? We hope so…
Of course you are..love u!